Don’t Feed the….CAMEL!
Mona, I’ve heard isn’t doing so great
With all the snacks tourists feed her, she’s gained too much weight.
Now it’s affected her system “E” “N” “Do” “crine”
That’s not fun at all, no not a bit…WHEN…
One at a time, then two or three clumps
Mona’s lost her hair, even over her hump.
The vet came to see Poor Mona one day
And this is what she had to say:
“Mona needs to lose weight
No more snacks can she eat.
It’s putting much too much stress
On all her four feet!”
“She needs healthy food,
And a little medicine
To help her hair
Start growing back in!”
Come say hello, but please do refrain!
Mona needs to follow the vet’s regimen.
Watch out for traffic when you stop over too
And please not too late, Mona has a curfew!
And after your visit, if you feel so inclined
Stop by San Juan Vineyards for a nice glass of wine!
Bugging You From San Juan Island 